Friday, November 6, 2009

The value of a #2 pencil


The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted!


Electra said...

Ok, I'll probably get in trouble for this, but the day before this happened, the Nun handed out some lifesavers and asked the children to guess the flavours. So she handed out a red one and one child said Cherry! She passed out a yellow one and another said Lemon! She gave them a purple one and a third said Grape!
THEN, the Nun handed out honey-flavoured lifesavers...the children weren't sure what flavour it was. So she said, "It's a name your mommy sometimes calls your daddy!" and little Susie yelled "Spit them out, they're assholes!!!"
(I've wasted my entire evening typing this out, you know.)

Amy said...

That was hilarious! Needed that this am..thanks!

Casii said...

There went my diet DP, all over the screen!