Good Bye Old Friend...

We met almost 20 years ago in Guam. I was there for work. I needed toothpaste and found her on a shelf in the aisle near the jewelry. I always stopped to look at the jewelry first. You know, bling!!! It was a relationship that was meant to be. One look, and it was instant love. Something about her, well, she "spoke" to me. I brought her home with me to California. We lived together in harmony until a couple of weeks ago. And then, the unspeakable happened. She slipped from my fingers and went crashing to a slivery death. I miss her. She and I were so good together. She was a big part of who I was. She was there for me.

Rest in Peace darling.

I yelled at my mobile phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March--------I kissed
April--------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June---------I smelled
July---------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can...
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and try it on your blog.